I dont have to please you, besides I am not a facebook status to be liked — Author Name Copy Share Image
Facebook is my life I can't go a day with out a poke or chat. Video call or comment — Author Name Copy Share Image
One of these days I'm gonna copy somebodys Facebook status word for word and see if they notice x) — Author Name Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook. Here, you will find the weather, sports news, unnecessary information on a persons height, and whiny bitches. have a… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox... — Author Name Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK z like jail,you sit around & waste time,write on walls,& get poked by people u don't no. — Author Name Copy Share Image
Ramdom person: hello I just made a FB could u plz give me advice on wht to do ramdom person's friend:WHF! u… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Fed up with twitter obssed people who tweet and get reponses to the most mundane happenings or make out their lives are… — Author Name Copy Share Image
WELCOME TO FACEBOOK The place where people add you as a FRIEND but walk past you in the street. Where RELATIONSHIPS are… — Author Name Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK, SlutBook, meet just to FuckBook, tryin to be sneaky but then get caught UpBook, ShameBook, LameBook, using a fake NameBook, corny… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Im a bitch ? yeah maybe slightly but its because I know how to say fuck you politley — Author Name Copy Share Image
One day, perhaps, some idle tongue Mentions your name by accident: I feel as if a rose were flung Into the room, all hue… — Author Name Copy Share Image
If he cheats on you, he doesn't love you. If He flirts with another girl he doesn't love you. If he spends time with… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo, but don't be mad, I'll be there to, not in… — Author Name Copy Share Image
I try to hate you but it never works. your stuck in my heart and you wont get out. — Author Name Copy Share Image
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Life is too short, enjoy it as much as you can while you still have it. — Author Name Copy Share Image
