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The awkward moment when you post the funniest facebook status you have ever written but no one likes ! xP

— Komal

I will update My Facebook status for money!

— M4ster Strider

It seems like only people doing REALLY well in life post those Facebook status updates where every third letter is randomly capitalized.

— Nikhil Saluja

You Stole My Status And Never Acknowledged Me. That's Facebook Plagiarism And You Won't Graduate To Be A Feleb

— Sabelo Lan Mashabela

Im not a facebook status you dont have too like me.

— Anonymous

Don't You see on Facebook , People Type All Fancy in thier Status's

— Nastajalexi

You dont have tolike me , I'm not a facebook status

— Jeanna

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page...

— Anonymous

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

— Anonymous

Y'all Be Taking The Facebook Statuses To Extreme.

— Anonymous

If Facebook really wanted to entertain us, theyd make it a requirement for people to share their mental status in addition to each new…

— Azgraybebly Joslan

Some people be posting facebook statuses on here instead of quotes!

— Jojoo