Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Jokes Shit talking Twitter Witty
Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calender? they both got 6 months..... — Roumain Copy Share Image
“Because of my insecurity, I lost 276 months, which equates to 1,196 weeks, which equates to 83,395 days.” — Peter Lopez Jr Copy Share Image
“The clerk observed that it was only once a year. “A poor excuse for picking a man’s pocket every twenty-fifth of December!” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth, stolen on his wing my three-and-twentieth year! — John Milton Copy Share Image
Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past. — Terry Alderton Copy Share Image
“I wore no jewels save the pendant Brisbane had given me with its secret code—the code that had given me my first inkling that… — Deanna Raybourn Copy Share Image
“February - the month of love..?!! No wonder the shortest one in the calendar.” — Dinesh Kumar Biran Copy Share Image
And like most middle-aged people who hear the clock ticking in their lives, I had come to resent a waste or theft of my… — James Lee Burke Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image