Funny Quote by Roumain Download Open image “Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calender? they both got 6 months.....” — Roumain ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I wonder if there will be a day where they were fucking sick of making calendars? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“. . . another year has passed, or so they say, but calenders lie. They're a kind of cosmic business machine like their cousin… — Jim Harrison Copy Share Image
Too many people, when they get old, think that they have to live by the calendar. — John Glenn Copy Share Image
The daily calendar seemed, to me, like a kind of cartoon black hole, and you didn't have to be a rocket scientist to know… — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
“The Mayans developed several incredibly precise calendars without the use of any scientific instruments. Obsessed with time-keeping, they were even able to predict solar… — Christopher Lascelles Copy Share Image
It takes a year, nephew... a full turn of the calendar, to get over losing someone. — Annie Proulx Copy Share Image
Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. One man gets only… — Charles Richard Copy Share Image
If you want to figure out what's right for you. Sometime it's enough to figure out what's wrong — Roumain Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
