Clever facebook status Quote by Author Name Download Open image “Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox...” — Author Name ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Funny facebook status Homewrecker Relationship Trust
Facebook is like relationships. Faithful on your walls but cheating in your inbox. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone on Facebook is faithful? That's what thier statuses say. — Livefree2dream44 Copy Share Image
“What's Facebook? It's where moms like me post about how much we love the husbands who annoy the living bejesus out of us, and… — Bunmi Laditan Copy Share Image
LOL at the stupid girls who think they're boyfriend is faithful when they're phone says Inbox Empty — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook, where relationships are perfect, liars believe their own lies & the world shows off they are living a great life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Facebook is digital brag-to-my-friends-about-how-good-my-life-is serum. In Facebook world, the average adult seems to be happily married, vacationing in the Caribbean, and perusing the Atlantic.… — Seth Stephens-Davidowitz Copy Share Image
Some people's Facebook activity makes me want to defriend them in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Facebook is not your source of love and care. Facebook (and other Internet giants) digitally manipulates our need for love,” — Ivo Quartiroli Copy Share Image
Just cus your GRLfriend/ BOYfriend has you in a relationship and writes stats about you...and all that Lovey Dovey shit on their FB page!… — C Williams Copy Share Image
Im a bitch ? yeah maybe slightly but its because I know how to say fuck you politley — Author Name Copy Share Image
One day, perhaps, some idle tongue Mentions your name by accident: I feel as if a rose were flung Into the room, all hue… — Author Name Copy Share Image
If he cheats on you, he doesn't love you. If He flirts with another girl he doesn't love you. If he spends time with… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo, but don't be mad, I'll be there to, not in… — Author Name Copy Share Image
I try to hate you but it never works. your stuck in my heart and you wont get out. — Author Name Copy Share Image
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Life is too short, enjoy it as much as you can while you still have it. — Author Name Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image