That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Why don't you go buy a diary Instead of posting your whole life story on Facebook? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook becomes 100 times more entertaining when you have work to do. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when you have an older family member on Facebook and they comment on EVERYTHING you do. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Study finds that if someone likes your stuff on Facebook/Instagram you're 56% more likely to do a favor for them. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Facebook. ...you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave... — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People should just mind their own business, probably the funniest thing I've ever read on a social networking site. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When Facebook starts showing how many times youve visited someones profile, were all screwed. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Don't you hate when you log into Facebook all excited to see what those 12 notifications are waiting for you. Only to… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
What Is FACEBOOK ? . . . . It's a place where a Guy posts a joke, he gets No Response... and… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook says we're 'friends' but, trust me, I wouldn't hesitate to punch you in the face. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, I can't believe you still haven't gotten that dislike button. Sincerely, YouTube. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and somewhat scary information? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Fridge full of food - Nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes - Nothing to wear. Internet full of sites - only… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook - Where people go from SINGLE to IN A RELATIONSHIP to MARRIED to IT'S COMPLICATED then SINGLE in one day. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My ex texted me saying, You can delete my number, I don't give a damn no more. I texted back saying, Who's this? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear you have always been doing well; if you will keep on going you will meet your destination. Good luck to you — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Has learned that sometimes it is just easier to agree with someone, than to argue a stupid point they think they have. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you can't see yourself marrying the person your with, why are you with them? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You tell me you love me, but Im not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
