Nice day Quote by Author Name

The sad thing about facebook is it's more accurate than the weather man.

— Kayla Zmayefski

Thanks To Facebook

— Anonymous

Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.

— Anonymous

The Awkward Moment When You Have More Information In Your Facebook News Feed Than Your Local News Paper

— Sergio Cortes

Who needs to watch the news when you can just check your facebook

— Riley G

I posted on your wall. No, not Facebook, look at the side of your house

— Anonymous

“Facebook is big. Bigger than Justin Bieber or Ashton Kutcher's Twitter following. Hell, it's even bigger than obesity and possibly just as lethal!”

— Gemini Adams

Facebook: Where bitches bitch about other bitches being bitches.

— Anonymous

I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.

— Anonymous

How we dress, the car we drive, the profession we have, the Facebook updates we post, they all reveal a great deal about who…

— Anna Richardson

This is facebook don't like my story get the fuck off my page BYE!!!

— Danielle Hall

You can't just look at the back section of the newspaper or the sports section by itself. You need to understand everything that's going…

— Mike Tirico