Facebook status Quote by Kayla Zmayefski Download Open image “The sad thing about facebook is it's more accurate than the weather man.” — Kayla Zmayefski ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook status Funny facebook status
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. ^_^ — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a refrigerator. I keep checking, but nothing ever changes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Facebook is digital brag-to-my-friends-about-how-good-my-life-is serum. In Facebook world, the average adult seems to be happily married, vacationing in the Caribbean, and perusing the Atlantic. In the real world, a lot of people are angry, on supermarket checkout lines, peeking at the National Enquirer, ignoring the phone calls from their spouse, whom they haven’t slept with in years.” — Seth Stephens-Davidowitz Copy Share
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes. — ProudLesbian Copy Share Image
No Facebook status is as worrying as a vote and no tweet is as noticeable as an angry cry from a crowd outside a… — Hozier Copy Share Image
A lot of things have changed since the days of Flickr. Facebook has concentrated the sociality of the Internet within its blue borders, like… — Caterina Fake Copy Share Image
Oh, it's snowing outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. i hate that — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don't own a window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you look at Myspace, Facebook was a better product. It's as simple as that. — Andrew Mason Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly posts negative… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
