Amazing Quote by Anonymous

Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.

— Anonymous

It's raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don't own a window.

— Anonymous

The sad thing about facebook is it's more accurate than the weather man.

— Kayla Zmayefski

It's raining ,it's pouring ,Facebook is getting boring ,so off to bed to rest my head ...but ..I'll probably be back in the morning .

— Unkown

Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...

— Kevin McCarty

What Facebook meant to me..? An application to update my fav. things, like soccer, mobile models, latest movies AND LATEST but USELESS FRIENDS.

— Chakshu Aggarwal

I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. -

— Funny

A teenager's Facebook update: Internet was not working last night, spent time with family.. they seem to be nice people...

— Ritu Ghatourey

For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the status update box and the search box around. People posting updates on who they…

— Anonymous

If I see what you're up to on Facebook but I don't see your updates on Flickr, I'll still care about Facebook.

— Max Levchin

As the people grow colder, I turn to my computer and spend my evenings with it like a friend.

— Kate Bush

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

— Betty White