Facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Oh, it's snowing outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. i hate that

— Anonymous

It's raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don't own a window.

— Anonymous

The sad thing about facebook is it's more accurate than the weather man.

— Kayla Zmayefski

It's raining ,it's pouring ,Facebook is getting boring ,so off to bed to rest my head ...but ..I'll probably be back in the morning .

— Unkown

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day

— Smokey Robinson

If Facebook really wanted to entertain us, theyd make it a requirement for people to share their mental status in addition to each new…

— Azgraybebly Joslan

If I see what you're up to on Facebook but I don't see your updates on Flickr, I'll still care about Facebook.

— Max Levchin

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

— Betty White

Someone asked me: How do you feel if you didn't update your facebook status in a day? Me: Well I feel like I didn't…

— Simphiwe Scientist Dumi

Awake, coffee, sunshine and another day off, aahhhhh, life is good! Goooooooooooooooooooddddddddd Mornin' Facebookians! :o)

— Kylee

When the sun shines on you, you see your friends. It requires sunshine to be seen by them to advantage!

— Marguerite Gardiner, Countess of Blessington

Theres a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Thats ridiculous. I dont need someone to…

— Jimmy Fallon