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“I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.” quote by Anonymous
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“I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.”

Anonymous

About This Quote

The speaker would prefer a site that tracks ex‑partners’ weight over using Facebook.

In simple terms: Prefer a site tracking exes’ weight.

Key Takeaway

Seek direct, specific information over social media.

Themes

privacy social media ex‑relationships information curiosity

Mood

skeptical curious critical

Type

personal social

When to use this quote

  • relationship closure
  • data privacy
  • social platform comparison

Key Concepts

digital surveillance personal boundaries online etiquette

Questions to Reflect On

  • Is it healthy to monitor ex‑partners’ changes?
  • How does privacy affect your online choices?
A Different Perspective

if you rely on social media for personal updates.

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