Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

— Bill Maher

If facebook was a job, we'll all end up with fat paychecks

— Anonymous

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

— Anonymous

Nothing makes me feel more grown up than using Facebook for actual social networking instead of stalking my exes.

— Nikhil Saluja

The best thing that would happen is for Facebook to open up its data. Failing that, there are other ways to get that information.

— Eric Schmidt

Facebook is full of them ghetto trashy girls and newborn babies...

— Anonymous

“Facebook is big. Bigger than Justin Bieber or Ashton Kutcher's Twitter following. Hell, it's even bigger than obesity and possibly just as lethal!”

— Gemini Adams

Facebook is not an unstoppable juggernaut. There are a lot of other things people can do on the web.

— Fred Wilson

“Facebook is digital brag-to-my-friends-about-how-good-my-life-is serum. In Facebook world, the average adult seems to be happily married, vacationing in the Caribbean, and perusing the Atlantic.…

— Seth Stephens-Davidowitz

None of my friends don't have Facebook accounts. Op-eds and studies can highlight our decreased enthusiasm for Facebook 'til the cows come home, but…

— Adora Svitak

“Because while we all Facebook stalk, protocol is to not admit it. I might know, from status update, that a potential best friend swims…

— Rachel Bertsche

If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.

— Anonymous