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Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. -Phil Wenneck — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Your trousers are on fire. I would have told you, but you so dislike advice... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im not wearing any pants but I would like to invite you two ladies to join me, to take your pants off, and come… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
I mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them. — Ronnie Lott Copy Share Image
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
Im a bitch ? yeah maybe slightly but its because I know how to say fuck you politley — Author Name Copy Share Image
One day, perhaps, some idle tongue Mentions your name by accident: I feel as if a rose were flung Into the room, all hue… — Author Name Copy Share Image
If he cheats on you, he doesn't love you. If He flirts with another girl he doesn't love you. If he spends time with… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo, but don't be mad, I'll be there to, not in… — Author Name Copy Share Image
I try to hate you but it never works. your stuck in my heart and you wont get out. — Author Name Copy Share Image
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Life is too short, enjoy it as much as you can while you still have it. — Author Name Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
