Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts? -Mr. Chow — The Hangover Oh yeah Copy Share Image
To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget. — The Hangover Memory Copy Share Image
Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes… — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something. — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**. -Stu Price — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Stu Price: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like… — The Hangover Love Copy Share Image
Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I do, it's at the corner of get… — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you. -Sid Garner — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart. Alan Garner:… — The Hangover Mike tyson Copy Share Image
Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust. — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in the bathroom. -Stu — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I… — The Hangover Hate god Copy Share Image
Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part… — The Hangover Children Copy Share Image
Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they gave out rings at the Holocaust. — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Stu Price: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night? Phil Wenneck: Obviously because we had a great fucking… — The Hangover Last night Copy Share Image
That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that thing. It's legit. -Stu Price — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend Doug is probably face down in a… — The Hangover Best friend Copy Share Image
Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town. -Alan — The Hangover Jonas brothers Copy Share Image
Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. -Phil Wenneck — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay. -Phil Wenneck — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair. — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Alan: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself… — The Hangover Las vegas Copy Share Image