Marriage Quote by The Hangover Download Open image “I lost a tooth! I married a whore! -Stu Price” — The Hangover ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Marriage
I got a grill, I dont need to get my tooth fixed, the tooth fairy might retire if I lose it — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
I haven't got a car or a house. I've got a wife, but I didn't pay for her! I spend all my money on… — Mackenzie Crook Copy Share Image
“Look, you lost a tooth. Congratulations. Enjoy looking like a hillbilly. Here’s a dollar,” — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I got a grill, I don't need to get my tooth fixed. The Tooth Fairy will retire if I use it — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
I never had anything good, no sweet, no sugar; and that sugar, right by me, did look so nice, and my mistress's back was… — Harriet Tubman Copy Share Image
Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“By the way, could we all agree on the cash value of a tooth? I remember finding a shiny quarter under my pillow for… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Now that I have dentures I love my dentist I'll never have to see him again. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money. O__o — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget. — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions… — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something. — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**. -Stu Price — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Stu Price: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper. Alan… — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I do, it's at the corner of get a map… — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you. -Sid Garner — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart. Alan Garner: I think… — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust. — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in the bathroom. -Stu — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Unmarried couples should get married - that's an excellent tax avoidance measure, if a bit drastic. — John Whiting Copy Share Image
I know for my wife and I, we always loved the idea of being young parents. It is an incredibly inspiring and challenging job… — Taylor Hanson Copy Share Image
I cannot forbid a person to marry several wives, for it does not contradict Scripture. MARTIN LUTHER, letter to Chancellor Gregory Brück, January 13,… — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
I don't like being away from home. That's one reason why I don't work as much as I used to [when I started my… — Jane Powell Copy Share Image
Luckily, the bullet that hit my chest never got to me. It was stopped by a silver case I got for my brother's wedding. — James Doohan Copy Share Image
Do you think that God would separate me from my husband if I killed myself? I feel as though I am going out of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
“Take an interest in his appearance. Keeping his clothes in order is your job; encouraging him to look his best, and admiring him when… — Ellen Baker Copy Share Image
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
He's a fool that marries; but he's a greater fool that does not marry a fool. — William Wycherley Copy Share Image
Her dignity consists in being unknown to the world; her glory is in the esteem of her husband; her pleasures in the happiness of… — Jean-Jacques Rousseau Copy Share Image
But I think that of all the literature that I studied, the book that did more than any other to fire my enthusiasm was… — Kwame Nkrumah Copy Share Image