Quote by The Hangover Download Open image “Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil” — The Hangover ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“So you killed him with what now?" "I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“What if it’s Phil? Did he already suck my toes while I was sleeping? I’m going to die and Phil is going to cut… — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
“Dr. Pervy-Pants Dr. Depravity Dr. Ain't-Puttin'-Out Dr. Bossy-as-Fuck Dr. Obsessive-Compulsive Dr. Kinkybones Dr. Deviant Dr. Oh-So-Proper-I-Iron-My-Jeans Dr. Lick-My-Boots Dr. Smug-as-Shit Dr. Love-Me-Love-My-Butt-Nozzle Dr. Damn-Your-Dick-is-Motherfucking-Big… — Finn Marlowe Copy Share Image
Rose: My mum's here. The Doctor: Oh, that's just what I need! Don't you dare make this place domestic! Mickey Smith: You ruined my… — Russell T Davies Copy Share Image
“Dr. Philbosian smelled like an old couch, of hair oil and spilled soup, of unscheduled naps.” — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
“Pretty bad when crazies think you’re crazy. Just because the damn pickles are out to get me they all stare at me as though… — Thatcher C. Nalley Copy Share Image
“Bum stiggedy bum stiggedy bum, hon, I got the old pa-rum-pum-pum-pum But I can fe-fi-fo-fum, diddly-bum, here I come So peter piper, I'm hyper… — Das EFX Copy Share Image
“Tell Dr. Jonas next time I'll do that thing he likes with the peanut butter and the cock ring." "It is without a doubt… — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
“Doctor Copeland belt old evil anger in him. The words rose inchoately to his throat and he could not speak them. They would listen… — Carson McCullers Copy Share Image
“- I'm going to turn my attention to philanthropy. - Is that the study of people named Phil? - It's mostly about watching people… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget. — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions… — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something. — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**. -Stu Price — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Stu Price: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper. Alan… — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I do, it's at the corner of get a map… — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you. -Sid Garner — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart. Alan Garner: I think… — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust. — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in the bathroom. -Stu — The Hangover Copy Share Image