Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people. — Joe E. Lewis Genius Copy Share Image
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on. — Joe E. Lewis Feet Copy Share Image
I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points. — Joe E. Lewis Given Copy Share Image
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. — Joe E. Lewis Chasing Copy Share Image
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of… — Joe E. Lewis Bladder Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money. — Joe E. Lewis Long Copy Share Image
Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum. — Joe E. Lewis Little Copy Share Image
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. — Joe E. Lewis Camels Copy Share Image
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then… — Joe E. Lewis Floats Copy Share Image
You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough. — Joe E. Lewis Enough Copy Share Image
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin. — Joe E. Lewis Dean Copy Share Image
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks. — Joe E. Lewis Alcohol Copy Share Image
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. — Joe E. Lewis Hotter Copy Share Image
Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better. — Joe E. Lewis Being rich Copy Share Image
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty. — Joe E. Lewis Asks Copy Share Image
