Asks Quote by Joe E. Lewis Download Open image “Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.” — Joe E. Lewis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Asks Dirty Scotch Thirsty Want Water
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