Bladder Quote by Joe E. Lewis

They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for…

— Casey Stengel

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

— Steven Wright

Often doctors didn't even tell you what was wrong with you. They just treated you, and sent you home.

— Rebecca Skloot

After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here,…

— Aisha Tyler

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

— James H. Boren

They took my mother's stomach out six months ago.

— Dave Eggers

The doctors couldn't find anything wrong with me except that I have a slight stomach pain. Wait till I get my hospital bill! Then…

— Jack Benny

I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.

— Steven Wright

Doctors didn't know what to do with me.

— Darrell Hammond

They had to cut me open through my armpit and cut through whatever they had to cut through and get my rib out.

— Matt Serra

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'

— Henny Youngman

Doctors removed my gallbladder and pancreas, which are supposed to break down sugar and alcohol.

— Sharon Jones