Beer Quote by Joe E. Lewis Download Open image “If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.” — Joe E. Lewis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Beer Drink Fishes Funny Ifs Motivation Sarcasm Sarcastic Swim
If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
It's just not a good idea to drink and drive; that is just common sense. But common sense is not that common! — Madeline Zima Copy Share Image
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive - it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take… — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know… — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
On Sundays, that's my pig out day and I do the pizza and the beer. — Victoria Silvstedt Copy Share Image
You're getting into some kind of shape, cop." Aw, come on, now." Butch grinned. "Don't let that shower we took go to your head."… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my… — Danny Brown Copy Share Image
I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale! — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politicians, maybe in the back… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been… — John Daly Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves. — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be… — Gordon Willis Copy Share Image
