Graduate student Quote by Kevin Canty

“Why are people so fucked up?” I asked “Maybe you do need college, Poiter,” Everett said. “You want to know why people are so…

— Percival Everett

People who drink too much, health, and greedy. Hoard a treasure we do not like.

— Laurence Sterne

They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them.

— Charles Farrar Browne

They have this social justification for every nasty thing they do!

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

Often the prudent, far from making their destinies, succumb to them.

— Voltaire

They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know?

— Norm MacDonald

What do drunkards do? They... drink... themselves... to... death.

— William Seabrook

Some people are idiots, especially when they drink.

— Shane Lowry

“People are, generally speaking, either dead certain or totally indifferent (Both types are crawling around deep down in the rabbit's fur!)”

— Jostein Gaarder

People have a way of becoming what you encourage them to be - not what you nag them to be.

— Scudder Parker

The funny thing about the people I don't like - they're very self-centered.

— Brendon Urie

People who are tremendously concerned about their identification, their individuality, their self-expression, or their sense of humor, always seem to be missing the very…

— Walter Lippmann