Alcoholics Quote by Norm MacDonald

What can I say, I'm an alcoholic. It's what I do.

— Anonymous

“ You're wrong , I want to say. I'm exactly like you . But I can't. The fact is, alcoholics have programs, steps to…

— A.G. Howard

“So you're a comedian," he said. "Tell me something funny." "Okay. The great thing about being an alcoholic is that when you're bored at…

— Chelsea Handler

I'm not an alcoholic.

— Rob Ford

I'm not an alcoholic. I just drink that way.

— Christian Finnegan

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

— Anonymous

“There's not alcoholic in the world who wants to be told what to do. Alcoholics are sometimes described as egomaniacs with inferiority complexes. Or,…

— Anthony Kiedis

Don't call me an alcoholic, they drink everyday, I drink every night, I am a PROFESSIONAL!!! GET IT RIGHT!!

— Anonymous

Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

— Anonymous

I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.

— Jackie Gleason

Yeah, I admit to myself, yeah, I'm an alcoholic.

— William Perry

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

— Dylan Thomas