“I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.” — Al Murray Alcoholics Copy Share Image
We need a war every 10 years, so we can stay match fit in case the Germans try again. — Al Murray Cases Copy Share Image
Louis Pasteur, the great scientist, said "chance favours the prepared mind", which is a posh way of saying 'do your homework', but… — Al Murray Advice Copy Share Image
Seriously, if you want to get inside the head of a stand-up comic, you could do a lot worse than reading Steve… — Al Murray Art Copy Share Image
I love playing. In lots of ways, I think having been able to carry on playing purely out of love rather than… — Al Murray Drummer Copy Share Image
Actually, when you're doing something you love, even when you're busy and it's hectic you don't feel the need to relax. I… — Al Murray Busy Copy Share Image
In the world of comedy, there's this: "If it's going badly, get off. If it's going well, get off". You can't argue… — Al Murray Arguing Copy Share Image
Things inspiring me - good melody, a great bass line, a fabulous voice... by which I mean someone who sounds great, rather… — Al Murray Fabulous Copy Share Image
The American dream? We don't have a dream in Britain because we're bloody awake! — Al Murray America Copy Share Image
I read a lot. I spend of lot time thinking. It actually looks like I'm doing nothing, but... hanging out with clever… — Al Murray Bass player Copy Share Image
My mum had a cousin that had played when he was younger. When I showed an interest in drumming, he showed me… — Al Murray Being honest Copy Share Image
PimpCo is a little business I've got, which basically offers drummers the affordable opportunity to make their drums that little bit more… — Al Murray Affordable Copy Share Image
The thing that interests me far more than anything is creating music, songwriting and arranging, and in that context drumming itself is… — Al Murray Creating music Copy Share Image
Thanks to the internet, I buy lots of music, but thanks to my easily distracted nature, I forget about half of it! — Al Murray Distracted Copy Share Image
You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener,… — Al Murray Chance Copy Share Image
I'm a natural born show off. I love performing, and at school we had a really good music scene and an even… — Al Murray Drama Copy Share Image
