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Arguing Quote by Al Murray

“In the world of comedy, there's this: "If it's going badly, get off. If it's going well, get off". You can't argue with that either.” quote by Al Murray — Download Open image

“In the world of comedy, there's this: "If it's going badly, get off. If it's going well, get off". You can't argue with that either.”

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