Stone Cold Steve Austin

When I see things through my eyes, I don't want to ever just be really negative towards someone's performance. There are many…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I think 'The Condemned' has a great story. It's a lot more than a mindless action flick.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Everyone can have a rough day at the office, as they say. I've had those myself many times when the bell rings.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I like pure pro-wrestling, when it's serious in its orientation and presentation - like it's a legit sport with Jim Ross calling…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I'm gonna walk right into the Smack Down Hotel, check into room 3:16, and burn the son of a bitch to the ground!

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

You sit there and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I was a Ric Flair and Dusty Rhodes guy. Ric Flair continues to be my favorite wrestler of all time. I loved…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

You call yourself a gorilla, yet you come out here and hee-haw like a jack ass! (Stone Cold referring to Gorilla Monsoon)

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I have so many great memories of the wrestling business. I've worked real hard to get to the top, and how many…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

You cannot put Paul Heyman with Roman Reigns. People would know you're putting Paul Heyman with him because there is a problem.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

In the ring, if someone hits you too hard, you can only take so many of those, and you have to send…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Say the average arena is 20,000 people. You're in the very center of that arena, and you're playing to the worst seat…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

It's like I tell everybody, if you get a chance to win the Royal Rumble or the King of the Ring back…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

In the wrestling world, you had WWE, WCW, and smaller promotions that were like the independents. I look at it as craft…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I would consider doing something along the lines of 'Tough Enough' because that was my first endeavor into reality television, and that…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

A lot of people say, 'What set the Attitude Era up?' or, 'What started the Attitude Era?' To me - and I…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Ill give your candy ass one big can of whoop-ass!

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

If it's the morning, and I had a late night, the worst thing in the world is a bright light.

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

You come out here and say this is an order and that's an order! Hell, I can look at you son and…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

I don't look to save the world with any of the movies that I make. I'm not trying to make any political…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

You know, if you really think about it! You would have made a damn good looking woman!

— Stone Cold Steve Austin