About Quote by Norm MacDonald

I'm not moving to L.A.! That's not happening unless I have to.

— Ashleigh Murray

While being late in L.A. is common because of traffic, more than 20 minutes is too much.

— Kyle Richards

L.A. is such a big city, and there's so much going on. I mean, you know you're in L.A. when you can just hear…

— Cassie Steele

If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.

— Sarah Silverman

Everyone's really lazy in L.A.

— Skeet Ulrich

The biggest thing that I don't like about L.A. is the sort of 2 a.m. shutdown of everything. It really kind of stagnates the…

— Aaron McGruder

The thing about stand-up is that it's so easy. You just show up and talk. But you can get lazy doing that.

— Jimmy Dore

L.A. is such a big city, and theres so much going on. I mean, you know youre in L.A. when you can just hear…

— Cassie Steele

I enjoy stand up so much because I take time off, and then I'll be excited to go back to it.

— Bo Burnham

I hate the waiting room. Because it's called the waiting room, there's no chance of not waiting. It's built, designed, and intended for waiting.…

— Jerry Seinfeld

It is hard to find something where you can go off as much as I do in stand-up, but I think stand-up allows me…

— Robin Williams

I never miss L.A. because I'm there enough.

— Michael Connelly