A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges. — Jackie Gleason Challenges Copy Share Image
Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy. — Jackie Gleason Feelings Copy Share Image
The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch. — Jackie Gleason Glasses Copy Share Image
I didn't have things as a child, and I was determined to get them. — Jackie Gleason Children Copy Share Image
A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini. — Jackie Gleason Children Copy Share Image
Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at. — Jackie Gleason Drinking Copy Share Image
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. — Jackie Gleason Easier Copy Share Image
Some drink to forget, some drink to remember-me, I drink to get bagged, — Jackie Gleason Drink Copy Share Image
The Miami Beach audience is the greatest audience in the world. — Jackie Gleason Audience Copy Share Image
Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls. — Jackie Gleason Actors Copy Share Image
Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us. — Jackie Gleason Created Copy Share Image
I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings. — Jackie Gleason Alcoholics Copy Share Image
Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love. — Jackie Gleason Braggarts Copy Share Image
I have a 'Play The Melody' philosophy. It means don't over arrange, don't make life difficult. Just play the melody-and do it… — Jackie Gleason Difficult Copy Share Image
Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you… — Jackie Gleason Golf Copy Share Image
It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way. — Jackie Gleason Appreciate Copy Share Image
Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you… — Jackie Gleason Deer Copy Share Image
If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you… — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming,… — Jackie Gleason Capacity Copy Share Image
I knew that nobody could be on television week after week as themselves and exist for any length of time, because no… — Jackie Gleason Character Copy Share Image
I have no use for humility. I am a fellow with an exceptional talent. — Jackie Gleason Exceptional Copy Share Image
One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser! — Jackie Gleason Days Copy Share Image
