Drunk Quote by Joe E. Lewis Download Open image “A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.” — Joe E. Lewis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drunk Holding on
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without… — Thomas Love Peacock Copy Share Image
He is not drunk, who from the floor, Can rise again and drink some more; But he is drunk who prostrate lies, And cannot… — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
The drinking man is never less himself than during his sober intervals. — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
A man must be able to hold his drink because drunkenness is sometimes necessary in this difficult life. — Ben Okri Copy Share Image
A drunk doesn't try to stand up; a drunk tries not to fall down. — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I thought, When a man is properly drunk it is as though he is an a room by himself--there is a physical, impenetrable separation… — Patrick deWitt Copy Share Image
Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know… — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
High school sucked. It was a universal truth, and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life was probably… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
Ye youths and virgins, when your generous blood Has drunk the warmth of fifteen summers, now The loves invite; now to new rapture wakes… — John Armstrong Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Curiously, the righteous Pharisees had little historical impact, save for a brief time in a remote corner of the Roman Empire. But Jesus' disciples… — Philip Yancey Copy Share Image
“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!” “Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to keep his… — Christina Engela Copy Share Image
I have so strong a sense of creation, of tomorrow, that I cannot get drunk, knowing I will be less alive, less well, less… — Anais Nin Copy Share Image
Keith was just bringing the glass to his lips when Adrian said, "Mmm. O positive, my favorite." Keith sprayed out the wine he'd just… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
How much more of the mosque, of prayer and fasting? Better go drunk and begging round the taverns. Khayyam, drink wine, for soon this… — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost… — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
Science is a bit like the joke about the drunk who is looking under a lamppost for a key that he has lost on… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic. — Ingrid Bengis Copy Share Image
