Drunk Quote by Joe E. Lewis
“A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.”
About This Quote
Source Comedy routine: Stand‑up performance, 1950s
True sobriety is shown by steady balance; intoxication impairs control.
In simple terms: If you can stay steady, you’re not drunk.
Maintain composure to gauge intoxication.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- drinking parties
- social gatherings
- personal health checks
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- Can you trust physical steadiness as a sobriety test?
- What other signs indicate intoxication?
Balance can be faked; external signs may mislead.