Drunk Quote by Dean Martin Download Open image “You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” — Dean Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drunk Holding on
You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor — Gina Gershon Copy Share Image
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without… — Thomas Love Peacock Copy Share Image
A drunk doesn't try to stand up; a drunk tries not to fall down. — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
He is not drunk, who from the floor, Can rise again and drink some more; But he is drunk who prostrate lies, And cannot… — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you… — Joseph M. Schenck Copy Share Image
You're not DRUNK until u have to grab onto the grass to keep u from falling off the earth — Joke Guys Copy Share Image
“My Da says you’re never drunk, so long as ye can hold on to the floor.” — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem. — George Burns Copy Share Image
Could man be drunk for ever With liquor, love, or fights, Lief should I rouse at morning And lief lie down of nights. But… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy” — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
High school sucked. It was a universal truth, and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life was probably… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
Ye youths and virgins, when your generous blood Has drunk the warmth of fifteen summers, now The loves invite; now to new rapture wakes… — John Armstrong Copy Share Image
Husband comes home drunk and breaks crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor. Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. ... — Mazher (@mazher50 Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Curiously, the righteous Pharisees had little historical impact, save for a brief time in a remote corner of the Roman Empire. But Jesus' disciples… — Philip Yancey Copy Share Image
“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!” “Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to keep his… — Christina Engela Copy Share Image
“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it doesn’t matter.… — Benjamin Hale Copy Share Image
“Well, make up your mind. I don’t have all night.” Fidelia set her beer on the porch and removed a set of keys from… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
I have so strong a sense of creation, of tomorrow, that I cannot get drunk, knowing I will be less alive, less well, less… — Anais Nin Copy Share Image
“Eleven o'clock had come and gone. I had to find a way to bring this conversation to a successful conclusion and get out of… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Keith was just bringing the glass to his lips when Adrian said, "Mmm. O positive, my favorite." Keith sprayed out the wine he'd just… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
