Drinking Quote by Dean Martin Download Open image ““I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy”” — Dean Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drinking Spoonerism
“The half-full bottle in front of me, is better than a full-frontal lobotomy.” — P.S. Mokha Copy Share Image
“I regret,' said he, 'that I have no cup; but, as you see, I can practise phlebotomy with a bottle.” — Rafael Sabatini Copy Share Image
“What I'd like is a lobotomy, a clean job, the top of my head neatly sawn off and designated contents removed.” — Carol Shields Copy Share Image
“I can't guarantee that a lobotomy would stop her— babbling!! ” — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
“But a whole bottle was what made me feel dead inside. And it worked, all the days stress was gone and I was able… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“Now is the time to throw a bottle at their heads," I thought to myself. I picked up the bottle... and filled my glass...” — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
“I fear the democratization of plastic surgery, when it's so cheap that everyone - the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker - goes… — Lorna Landvik Copy Share Image
“The bullet didn’t come out. I’ve got to go in and get it.” “Have you ever done that?” she asked, quickly thrusting the bottle… — Mark Tufo Copy Share Image
When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“We were still twirling around the tiny parking lot when the neighbors screamed 'Happy New Year'. Unfortunately we weren't sober enough to realize that… — Kaitlin Scott Copy Share Image
There is an idea that you can take the spiritual teachings of a religion outside of a religion and practice them; these ideas are… — Seyyed Hossein Nasr Copy Share Image
I wasn’t like, boo hoo, Bin Laden’s dead, but I wasn’t jumping. America’s a very nationalistic country, and in episodes like that of his… — Jeremy Scahill Copy Share Image
I guess that's the point of drinking, to take all the feelings and thoughts and morals away until you are just a body doing… — Anita Shreve Copy Share Image
This is not really currency that circulates. It's like the old joke about expensive vintage wine. Wine prices will go up and once in… — Michael Hudson Copy Share Image
And it´s so different for a lot of people I´ve known. One partner doesn´t love the other enough to stop drinking, or gambling, or… — Alma Katsu Copy Share Image
Drinking champagne after making love is like taking a bath in chilled pearls. — Anistatia R. Miller Copy Share Image
