A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
We're talking about the chemical lobotomy. We're talking about the chemical straightjacketing of our children. — Michael Savage Copy Share Image
“I can't guarantee that a lobotomy would stop her— babbling!! ” — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Analysis is like a lobotomy. Who wants to have all their edges shaved off? — David Byrne Copy Share Image
The teacher usually learns more than the pupils. Isn't that true? "It would be hard to learn much less than my pupils,"… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
It's time to resist efforts of the American Civil Liberties Union who have conducted a religious lobotomy on this country, seeking to… — Cal Thomas Copy Share Image
I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Humane Society of America thinks Michael Vick should have a dog. I think whoever's in charge there should have a lobotomy. — Andrew Vachss Copy Share Image
Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
When discussing complex systems like brains and other societies, it is easy to oversimplify: I call this Occam's lobotomy. — I. J. Good Copy Share Image
Every day a sharp tool, a powerful destroyer, is necessary to cut away dullness, lobotomy, buzzing, belief in human beings, stagnancy, images,… — Kathy Acker Copy Share Image
I wonder whether our adoption of Shrink-ese as a second language, the move from religious phrases of judgment to secular words of… — Ellen Goodman Copy Share Image
“My grandfather, like most lobotomists, performed a disproportionate number of psychosurgeries on women. This discrepancy never received a satisfactory explanation, but it… — Luke Dittrich Copy Share Image
I don't know what kind of lobotomy they get in advertising school, but they find bits of pop culture or art that… — John Wilson Copy Share Image
It would seem that emotions are the curse, not death-emotions that appear to have developed upon a few freaks as a special… — Annie Dillard Copy Share Image
I'm one of those gay people who's constantly reminded of how fortunate I am to live now and not to be Ennis… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
“disorder, chronic pain, and bipolar and other mood disorders. The procedure was also used to treat perceived defective personality traits that included… — Kate Clifford Larson Copy Share Image
“... A lobotomy involved some kind of rod or probe inserted through the eyesocket,the term was always "frontal" lobotomy;but was there any… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“Hell, who was she kidding? The only thing that could clear her head today would be a lobotomy.” — Christine Bell Copy Share Image
“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy” — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
“She gives your son a lobotomy, and that’s okay. Then she’s mean to your dog and you get a divorce?” — Howard Dully Copy Share Image
As soon as a woman re- fuses to be perfectly happy doing housework eight hours a day, society has a tendency to… — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
I didn't know what would take my mind off the sexy Spartan, except for maybe a total lobotomy. — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
My friends think I'm a candidate for a lobotomy, and my competitors think I'm naive or stupid or both. But you know… — Philip Anschutz Copy Share Image
If you want to live a life free of regret, there is an option open to you. It's called a lobotomy. — Kathryn Schulz Copy Share Image
Liberalism is a disease cured only by a lobotomy or 90 days in a third world country. — Josh Bernstein Copy Share Image
We come crawling through these cracks, orphans, lobotomies; if you ask me what I want, I'll tell you. I want everything. Whole… — Kathy Acker Copy Share Image
“women represented eighty-two percent of the total number of lobotomy patients from 1938 to 1954. In hospitals across the country, women constituted… — Kate Clifford Larson Copy Share Image
“Science fiction used to be a dangerous literature. Now, it is a very commercial genre, and whatever dangers might still lurk within… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
Prejudices are useless. Call Los Angeles any dirty name you like - Six Suburbs in Search of a City, Paradise with a… — Clive James Copy Share Image
The renewed use of lobotomy today is particularly applicable to women: Because they do routine things, it is possible to take away… — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
![“I'm one of those gay people who's constantly reminded of how fortunate I am to live now and not to be Ennis and Jack [from Brokeback Mountain] or whatever - not that I'd mind being Ennis for half an hour. But it's been so much worse recently. It still is terrible. In Iran, they're hanging gay…” quote by Dan Savage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/31f/dan-savage-2880_addict_i-m-one-of-those-gay-people-who-s-consta_100210.jpg)
![“Science fiction used to be a dangerous literature. Now, it is a very commercial genre, and whatever dangers might still lurk within seem to have been safely sanitized for the marketplace. The real crime is that the lobotomy has been self performed. [David Gerrold - Afterword]” quote by Harlan Ellison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f68/harlan-ellison-2133_books_science-fiction-used-to-be-a-dangerous-l_2441686.jpg)
