Lobotomy Quote by Bill Watterson Download Open image “It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.” — Bill Watterson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Lobotomy Needs Saws
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