Faster Quote by Joe E. Lewis

“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”

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Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

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Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

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Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

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There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

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I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

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I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

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If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

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I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

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They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know…

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It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

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We can afford almost any mistake once.

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Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

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“In fact, living with the mindset “I’ll sleep when I’m dead” may get you there quite a bit faster!”

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