Religion Quote by Thomas Lynch

“No matter how cultured or ancient the civilization, no average American is going to condone the absence of flush toilets. Not now, not ever.…

— T.R. Fehrenbach

“I’m almost afraid to tell you. Let’s put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.”

— Elle Lothlorien

I'd grown up thinking that a [sanitary toilet] was my right, when in fact it's a privilege - 2.5 billion people worldwide have no…

— Rose George

“There was no toilet and no soft, luxurious double-ply toilet paper for me to use.”

— Steve the Noob

“I understand toilets were not yet invented when you were born, but is it really so hard to put the seat down?”

— Christy Gissendaner

“Make it easier for your citizens to be healthy and smart and they will save you in ways you have yet to imagine. Make…

— Rob Delaney

“The man with two plungers for hands never wipes his ass, but he also never clogs up a toilet either.”

— Jarod Kintz

“...if you could not close a door behind you to take a shit in the city - even if it was just the door…

— Patrick Süskind

“...I felt instinctively that toilets - as also telephones - happened to be for reasons unfathomable, the points where my destiny was liable to…

— Vladimir Nabokov

You've no idea how wonderful toilet paper is until it's taken away from you by an unfeeling universe. I think it's the defining characteristic…

— Peter F. Hamilton

“There was a time, when we were illiterate, insane and inhuman, and we needed religion to control the masses for the good or evil,…

— M.F. Moonzajer

“Freedom of religion is the only and only way towards universal peace. As long there is irrationality peace is impossible.”

— M.F. Moonzajer