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Eric Andre

(1983) Screenwriter

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Eric Andre is a screenwriter, best known for Eu and NATO Relations with Russia.

Quick Facts About Eric Andre

Born: April 4, 1983
Profession: Screenwriter
Notable works: Eu and NATO Relations with Russia

About Eric Andre

Eric Samuel André is an American comedian, actor, television host, writer, producer, and musician. He is best known as the creator, host, and co-writer of the Adult Swim surreal comedy series The Eric Andre Show (2012–2023). His other notable roles include Mike on the FXX comedy series Man Seeking Woman (2015–2017), and Stuart Clarke in the Marvel Cinematic Universe miniseries Ironheart. He also performs music under the stage name Blarf.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Quotes by Eric Andre

Like I said, a sketch is one joke. They shouldn't really be more than a minute, two minutes. There are some shows…

Bored

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I was eating beans by candle light for a decade.

Beans

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I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made…

Concepts

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'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't go back to the way it was after…

After

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I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.

Body

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Its consistency of what comedy can do and what comedy can be.Growing up with that show [The Simpsons] shaped my worldview.

Can do

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Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes…

Inches

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I don't really know how music and comedy are similar. I try never to dissect it theoretically or academically.

Academically

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ABC is owned by Disney, so it's a little more conservative than Adult Swim. Polar opposites.

Abc

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You can make fun of your own a lot easier than someone else's.

Easier

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I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.

Important

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I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was…

Actually

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I loved 'Space Ghost' when I was in college.

College

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I've never seen 'The Goonies.' I've never seen 'Indiana Jones.' I watched 'UHF' over and over again when I was little, and…

Again

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You can't really feel the direct change from one president to another versus people closer to you in local elections.

Change

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I grew up in Boca Raton, Florida - the worst place on earth.

Earth

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I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

Creeps

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Do you think we're going to hit a tipping point and the world's going to end?

Ends

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I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.

Credit

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If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.

Behinds

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I was a class clown since second grade.

Class

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I like Velvet Underground, but I was never really hardcore into them. I like them, and I like Nico, but I won't…

Around

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If the crowd is full of assholes, it's no fun. If the crowd is cool, it's great.

Crowds

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I have done some formal acting training, because I sucked at acting when I first got to Los Angeles. I'm still one…

Acting

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You see a lot of sketch variety shows where each segment is one joke that they repeat over and over and over…

Four

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Eric Andre by topic

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