Inches Quote by Eric Andre

There Should Be A Certain Limit On the Kinds Of Jokes We Pop To Those Who Are Around Us. Some Jokes Are Lame,They Hurt,Kill…

— Sabelo Lan Mashabela

I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it, but I…

— Brad Williams

Often, when you're in some of these writing rooms for... and the most restrictive is network television, right? They say, 'Wow, that's a great…

— Jay Chandrasekhar

I don't see much point in doing things for a pure joke. Every now and then you need a joke, but not so much…

— A. S. Byatt

You don't want to just do a joke because it works - we can make a lot of jokes work - you want to…

— Stephen Colbert

It's easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I've always believed that the…

— David Walliams

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

— Orlando Aloysius Battista

I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and…

— Don Rickles

We don't write jokes or anything, the furthest we'll go is we'll repeat certain jokes for the camera.

— David Dobrik

Have you considered the option of getting the joke? If not, try it now and redeem your soul.

— Erik Naggum

You have to have your own internal barometer of what is too far. I try and consider feelings of people in the audience. What…

— Nish Kumar

Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.

— Larry David