Hit Quote by Ron White Download Open image “There's no such thing as a hit joke.” — Ron White ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Hit Joke Thing
There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke. — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
“I be dog if hit don't look like sometimes that when a fellow sets out to play a joke, hit ain't another fellow he's… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
As a woman, I have access to hit women in a way that men might not be able to hit them with jokes. I… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a slap, no… — Karren Brady Copy Share Image
Coming up with a funny joke is like falling in love: It can hit you any time, anywhere. Having said that, the more you… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Any time someone achieves success before they've earned it, it always comes back to haunt them. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I BELIEVE THAT IF LIFE GIVES U LEMONS U SHOULD MAKE A LEMONADE...AND TRY TO FIND SOMEONE WHOSE LIFE HAS GIVEN THEM VODKA,AND JUST… — RON WHITE Copy Share Image
I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm… — Ron White Copy Share Image
When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable - onstage, talking, making 'em laugh… — Ron White Copy Share Image
There's no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don't exist. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I don't like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that's the stuff that made… — Ron White Copy Share Image
Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever - plumbers and drywall hangers. — Ron White Copy Share Image
All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else I could… — Ron White Copy Share Image
In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill… — Ron White Copy Share Image
I thought I would be an overnight star when I had a hit record in Brazil with my first album - but things didn't… — Chris de Burgh Copy Share Image
Life is going to hit you some line drives, and sometimes you'll have to think fast. However, it's better to think first than to… — John Bytheway Copy Share Image
It's not until after you've been hit by a car and landed all right that the fear kicks in. — Zoe Bell Copy Share Image
I'm not changing because I'm part of a hit. People around me have changed in their attitude toward me, but I haven't changed. And… — Joe Penny Copy Share Image
For me, it's just a blessing. It just comes to me. I never tried to hit a homer, or anything like that. — Juan Soto Copy Share Image
People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not involved in too many wars, where I'm just constantly getting hit, hit, hit. — Jorge Masvidal Copy Share Image
I think a lot of bands have hit songs that don't get the attention that they ever are going to deserve. — Trace Cyrus Copy Share Image
I was hit by a car. I almost died. My show was taken away from me. I was frightened. — Eileen Brennan Copy Share Image
