Quote by Nikhil Saluja

If you can't take a joke don't walk around looking like one

— Me

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.

— Marilyn Monroe

One can make a joke, but one can't be one.

— Duff Cooper

Sometimes people can't take a joke.

— Chris Redd

It's hard to make a joke out of someone that's a joke.

— Michelle Wolf

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

— Don Rickles

Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke.

— Neil Gaiman

If you can take a dick in the ass, you can DAMN sure take a joke!

— Ralphie May

I can't get through a joke without making a mistake, or giving away the punchline.

— Rebecca Front

I don't mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it's a good one.

— Joey McIntyre

I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke.

— Don Rickles

A joke is a joke or the image of a truth.

— Storm Jameson