Jokes Quote by Duff Cooper Download Open image “One can make a joke, but one can't be one.” — Duff Cooper ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes
I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. — Max Eastman Copy Share Image
Any joke can be funny, but not any joke is funny. Any joke has the potential to be hilarious to you, but more importantly,… — Phoebe Robinson Copy Share Image
I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Wine has made me bold, but not foolish; has induced me to say silly things, but not do them. — Duff Cooper Copy Share Image
For the majority of English people there are only two religions, Roman Catholic, which is wrong, and the rest, which don't matter. — Duff Cooper Copy Share Image
Wine has lit up for me the pages of literature, and revealed in life romance lurking in the commonplace. — Duff Cooper Copy Share Image
Wine has been to me a firm friend and a wise counsellor. Wine has lit up for me the pages of literature, and revealed… — Duff Cooper Copy Share Image
Wine has been to me a firm friend and wise counselor. Often...wine has shown me matters in their true perspective, and has, as though… — Duff Cooper Copy Share Image
I don't like men who live, by choice, out of their own country. I don't like interior decorators. I don't like Germans. I don't… — Duff Cooper Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
