I had no idea how to make it as an actor. But I knew I wanted to. — David Walton Actor Copy Share Image
If you will excuse me, your coat lapels are badly twisted downward, where they have been grasped by the pertinacious New York… — David Walton Coats Copy Share Image
With a lot of comedies, the characters go on a journey, and they come back, and they're the exact same people. — David Walton Back Copy Share Image
I'd play the same character for ten years if the words and the moments that I'm playing are authentic. — David Walton Character Copy Share Image
“The universe is a quantum computer. Since you can simulate any set of particle interactions with a quantum computer made of the… — David Walton Computers Copy Share Image
I have straight married friends that other friends think are gay, and I have gay friends who don't throw that vibe at… — David Walton Feel Copy Share Image
To be perfectly honest, I've gotten attention from gay men for a long time. — David Walton Attention Copy Share Image
A lot of people talk to kids like they're idiots. When I'm telling my two-year-old that you don't throw a dish on… — David Walton Dishes Copy Share Image
Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone. — David Walton Chemistry Copy Share Image
I think what's most fun is playing someone who's sort of selfish and in a lot of ways unlikeable, but there's this… — David Walton Big Copy Share Image
If you do good work, you start to make a name for yourself and things can come around. Weird little happenstances happen. — David Walton Around Copy Share Image
It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe. — David Walton Breathe Copy Share Image
I love tennis. I've played it my whole life. Loved it since the age of three. I had an injury, so from… — David Walton Age Copy Share Image
It's always the most fun to play that guy who, like, doesn't have a filter - that really speaks exactly what they're… — David Walton Always Copy Share Image
At one point, I was seriously considering playing Huck Finn in a production in Northern Maine in the dead of winter. — David Walton Considering Copy Share Image
It'd be hard to be a lead actor if I didn't have lips. Those are tough to graft back on. — David Walton Actors Copy Share Image
I kind of go where the wind blows, and TV has just been how I make a living so far. — David Walton Been Copy Share Image
Once I started working as a professional actor, it was like, 'Bye-bye waiting tables, bye-bye bartending, bye-bye all the cliched jobs actors… — David Walton Actor Copy Share Image
My first series, I wouldn't even know where to get a clip of it. It was called 'Cracking Up.' It was on… — David Walton Clip Copy Share Image
