It's always the most fun to play that guy who, like, doesn't have a filter - that really speaks exactly what they're… — David Walton Copy Share Image
Once I started working as a professional actor, it was like, 'Bye-bye waiting tables, bye-bye bartending, bye-bye all the cliched jobs actors… — David Walton Copy Share Image
When a character does something appalling but you still want to root for them, I find that the most exciting challenge to… — David Walton Copy Share Image
The first season of a show is kind of like an extended pilot. You're only really on the map if it goes… — David Walton Copy Share Image
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing… — David Walton Copy Share Image
When I watch a comedy that's just hitting you over the head with jokes constantly, some really hit, but if they miss,… — David Walton Copy Share Image
If you will excuse me, your coat lapels are badly twisted downward, where they have been grasped by the pertinacious New York reporters. — David Walton Copy Share Image
With a lot of comedies, the characters go on a journey, and they come back, and they're the exact same people. — David Walton Copy Share Image
I'd play the same character for ten years if the words and the moments that I'm playing are authentic. — David Walton Copy Share Image
“The universe is a quantum computer. Since you can simulate any set of particle interactions with a quantum computer made of the same number… — David Walton Copy Share Image
I have straight married friends that other friends think are gay, and I have gay friends who don't throw that vibe at all. I… — David Walton Copy Share Image
To be perfectly honest, I've gotten attention from gay men for a long time. — David Walton Copy Share Image
A lot of people talk to kids like they're idiots. When I'm telling my two-year-old that you don't throw a dish on the floor,… — David Walton Copy Share Image