Like Quotes by Bill Hader

I like when you are telling a story and fall into an impression.

— Bill Hader

My wife is the sweetest, most even-keeled person ever. A mood swing to her is like, 'Oh, I'm uncomfortable.'

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I've always admired Jeff Bridges. I really like how one can never get a handle on what he's doing.

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My dad was a big Frank Zappa fan, so I remember listening to a lot of Frank Zappa. Girls do not like…

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I don't like the sound of my voice or how I look or anything.

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I remember seeing 'Spinal Tap' at a young age and being like, 'That's how you perform comedy.'

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The first time I met James Franco, he was dressed like James Dean. He was James Dean, literally, filming a biopic.

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I work a lot, and it's kind of like, you meet people, and you just click. It's not like I'm looking at…

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In 'Winter's Bone,' it's literally the director and the camera operator. That's it. Just a super-small Kubrick crew. You know what I…

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I moved out to L.A. to be a filmmaker or director. I didn't even think about doing comedy or even acting. I…

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I kind of romanticized what it was like to be a writer and director when I was in my early twenties. Working…

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People ask me, 'Did you always want to be on SNL?' No, actually, it never crossed my mind. It didn't even seem…

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I was in a sketch group in L.A., and we were playing, like, backyards in Glendale and stuff. It was pretty ugly…

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It is funny that people always assume you have a bigger part in a movie than you actually do. I remember a…

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It doesn't occur to me that I don't drive a cool car until I hang out with Jon Hamm, who picks me…

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In the U.S., it's like, you start with a great script, and then on set - not everybody, but definitely in the…

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To be totally honest? I don't know if I'll keep doing more impressions. People told me I had a facility for it,…

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When you saw Jon Lovitz or Dana Carvey or Phil Hartman doing something, they were acting. It was real acting. Like, they…

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I tried to get people at 'South Park' into 'Downton Abbey,' and it didn't work. I think they were like, 'Downton Abbey?'…

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I like doing a lot of research, and then you get there, you're in wardrobe, and then you're just reacting to what…

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I got invited to the Playboy Mansion with the Lonely Island guys after their first season on 'SNL,' and I sat in…

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When I got to 'Saturday Night Live,' it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long…

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I've seen people who come to work say, 'No, I'm doing it this way, and that's that.' I'm the opposite - I…

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I like watching Kate McKinnon do something - there's a joy in seeing a new move from somebody and going, 'Oh, she…

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For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like,…

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My wife and I got to go onstage at a Flaming Lips concert at Webster Hall once. We dressed up like Scientology…

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If you watch 'SNL,' any time there's this thing with everyone singing, I'm, like, the one person who just has a straight…

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I don't think I could do what Woody Allen or Clint Eastwood or Ben Stiller do, where they direct a movie and…

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Even though it doesn't look like it, I run. On a treadmill. And I bounce around to all the songs on my…

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I remember I could do - I did Bart Simpson once on the bus. I did, like, a really good Bart Simpson…

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I can't do Twitter or Facebook, mostly because I feel like I'm the type of person who has to regiment the amount…

— Bill Hader