No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
You learn quickly at 'SNL' you get in trouble if you compare yourself to other people, where they're at, or what other… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did you always want to be on SNL?' No, actually, it never crossed my mind. It didn't even seem… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I would say it wasn't until my fourth season on 'SNL' where people or my agent was saying, 'You're an actor.' I… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
'Vanity Fair' did this grid thing a couple years ago, connecting people who've worked together, and I had the most branches on… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
In 'Winter's Bone,' it's literally the director and the camera operator. That's it. Just a super-small Kubrick crew. You know what I… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I'm never going to say, 'Well, I'm never going to do comedy again.' I love comedies, and it's what people know me… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I'm the only one in Tulsa, Oklahoma, that has Final Draft on my computer. Then you show up and go to any… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright - getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I tried to get people at 'South Park' into 'Downton Abbey,' and it didn't work. I think they were like, 'Downton Abbey?'… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
If I get a chance to write a comic book or do a voice in an Adult Swim show, I do it.… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
When people tell you what doesn't work, they're usually right. When they tell you how to fix it, they're usually wrong. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
There's a movie called 'Pod People' that has a weird little anteater alien. That was a good alien. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
When 'MacGruber' came out, David Wain was one of the first people who publicly championed it. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I was always self-conscious about the fact that I didn't have as much comedy experience as other people at 'SNL,' and I… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
It is funny that people always assume you have a bigger part in a movie than you actually do. I remember a… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I work a lot, and it's kind of like, you meet people, and you just click. It's not like I'm looking at… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
To be totally honest? I don't know if I'll keep doing more impressions. People told me I had a facility for it,… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
A lot of times I think people, when they're doing a movie that's a family movie, they're worried about this being too… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I've seen people who come to work say, 'No, I'm doing it this way, and that's that.' I'm the opposite - I… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
You know what, I remember being on my T-ball team and telling people about 'Platoon.' — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
The first time I met James Franco, he was dressed like James Dean. He was James Dean, literally, filming a biopic. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
In the U.S., it's like, you start with a great script, and then on set - not everybody, but definitely in the Apatow group… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I took Second City out of desperation, and that's what ended up working out. It shows that you should be doing a lot of… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
When you're at your absolute, most exhausted... That's when you have to be at the top of your game. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
The idea of a Chicago band that wanted to sing songs about California is really funny. Having never been to California. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't sit there… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I think that's the thing I learned at 'Saturday Night Live' - any time I would try and strategize, I would always, always fall… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
You learn quickly at 'SNL' you get in trouble if you compare yourself to other people, where they're at, or what other people had… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image