I hated pitch meetings. Pitch meetings were my least favorite part of the week. I just gave up. I was so terrible… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I was in a sketch group in L.A., and we were playing, like, backyards in Glendale and stuff. It was pretty ugly… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I tried to get people at 'South Park' into 'Downton Abbey,' and it didn't work. I think they were like, 'Downton Abbey?'… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
My wife and I were on our honeymoon in Turks and Caicos, in the middle of nowhere, and I'm sitting on this… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
When you saw Jon Lovitz or Dana Carvey or Phil Hartman doing something, they were acting. It was real acting. Like, they… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I worked at a movie theater in Tempe, Arizona, when I went to community college there. And I got fired because a… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I was always self-conscious about the fact that I didn't have as much comedy experience as other people at 'SNL,' and I… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
It is funny that people always assume you have a bigger part in a movie than you actually do. I remember a… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
My parents were supportive. I didn't have good grades, but they could tell I wasn't lazy. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
The first time I met James Franco, he was dressed like James Dean. He was James Dean, literally, filming a biopic. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
In the U.S., it's like, you start with a great script, and then on set - not everybody, but definitely in the Apatow group… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I took Second City out of desperation, and that's what ended up working out. It shows that you should be doing a lot of… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
When you're at your absolute, most exhausted... That's when you have to be at the top of your game. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
The idea of a Chicago band that wanted to sing songs about California is really funny. Having never been to California. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't sit there… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I think that's the thing I learned at 'Saturday Night Live' - any time I would try and strategize, I would always, always fall… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
You learn quickly at 'SNL' you get in trouble if you compare yourself to other people, where they're at, or what other people had… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
