Comedy Quote by David Walton

When I'm telling jokes, I'm constantly in motion. I can't stand in one place.

— Eddie Griffin

“Get it into your thick head that jokes are just like life. Things that begin badly, end badly. Everything's fine in the middle, it's…

— László Krasznahorkai

Climbing at altitude is like hitting your head against a brick wall - it's great when you stop.

— Chris Darwin

Unrequited love is like hitting your head against a wall that isn't there.

— Shannon Wheeler

Smoking is similar to hitting yourself over the head with a hammer because, when you stop, you feel better

— Allan Pease

Even when folks are hitting you over the head, you can't stop marching. Even when they're turning the hoses on you, you can't stop.

— Barack Obama

“If you don't have a target-you'll never know if you have a hit or a miss!”

— Emilie Barnes

No matter how many times you've done it, the early stages of getting a show up on its feet is very hit and miss.…

— Laurie Metcalf

Those who skim over the surface in a hit-or-miss fashion not only forfeit the best returns on their efforts, but are ever barred from…

— Roderick E. Stevens

A sketch show by its very nature is hit and miss.

— Mathew Horne

As an actor, I'm rather hit and miss; I throw a lot out there, and some of it works and some of it doesn't.

— Christopher Walken

Well, in that hit you miss. She'll not be hit With Cupid's arrow. She hath Dian's wit, And, in strong proff of chastity well…

— William Shakespeare