I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
Do you think we're going to hit a tipping point and the world's going to end? — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I think part of it is the fact that they were kind of the first of its kind - there weren't a… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
There's two sides to the coin. I think I'm much happier that [Barack] Obama won over John McCain or Mitt Romney, because… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
All motivation is defined by intention. If the intention is to hurt, divide, or belittle, it's wrong; if it's an attempt to… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I do think homophobia in the '80s was more rampant and socially acceptable. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
When I'm watching South Park I don't think it's written by neo-Nazis. They know exactly what they're doing. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
Before The Simpsons, I was 4 years old, so I don't know exactly what I was thinking before that. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I don't think comedians take advantage of the fact that television and film are visual mediums. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
Like I said, a sketch is one joke. They shouldn't really be more than a minute, two minutes. There are some shows where the… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't go back to the way it was after 'The Simpsons'… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
Its consistency of what comedy can do and what comedy can be.Growing up with that show [The Simpsons] shaped my worldview. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I don't really know how music and comedy are similar. I try never to dissect it theoretically or academically. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
ABC is owned by Disney, so it's a little more conservative than Adult Swim. Polar opposites. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
