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“Before The Simpsons, I was 4 years old, so I don't know exactly what I was thinking before that.”

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I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.

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Its consistency of what comedy can do and what comedy can be.Growing up with that show [The Simpsons] shaped my worldview.

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I don't really know how music and comedy are similar. I try never to dissect it theoretically or academically.

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ABC is owned by Disney, so it's a little more conservative than Adult Swim. Polar opposites.

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You can make fun of your own a lot easier than someone else's.

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I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.

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