Creep Quote by Eric Andre Download Open image “I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.” — Eric Andre ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Creep Creep Women Creeps Don't like me Horse Like me Lurker Lurker Creep Sleep Sleep Standing Standing
Don't sleep next to anything that you wouldn't want to wake up next to. Raise your standards ladies. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Women are sort of like motorcycle gangs with me. They get really shy and polite. I don't know why. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I have lived and slept in the same bed with English countesses and Prussian farm women... no woman has excited passions among women more… — Florence Nightingale Copy Share Image
There are a lot of women like me in the world, and we rarely get to see ourselves. — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
Every woman is like a time-zone. She is a nocturnal fragment of your journey. She brings you unflaggingly closer to the next night. — Jean Baudrillard Copy Share Image
Other woman don't intimidate me... I'll sit right next to a bitch who doesnt like me and be like hey girl — Jhiess Krieg Copy Share Image
To be honest, I find going out pretty scary and intimidating. Got all those people checking you out, with only one purpose: hooking up.… — Wentworth Miller Copy Share Image
Let women figure out why they won't sleep with you. Don't do their work for them. — William Shatner Copy Share Image
Like I said, a sketch is one joke. They shouldn't really be more than a minute, two minutes. There are some shows where the… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't go back to the way it was after 'The Simpsons'… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
Its consistency of what comedy can do and what comedy can be.Growing up with that show [The Simpsons] shaped my worldview. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I don't really know how music and comedy are similar. I try never to dissect it theoretically or academically. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
ABC is owned by Disney, so it's a little more conservative than Adult Swim. Polar opposites. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
A lesser complaint: hair extensions. There are moments on 'All My Children' when half the women actors, young and old, seem to be afflicted… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
“It may very well be that the frotteurist is a helpless victim in the clutches of his obsession, but it’s equally possible that he’s… — Jon Ronson Copy Share Image
Facebook is just like a jail. you sit around,waste some time,creep a little bit,have a profile picture,write on people's walls and get poked by… — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
“As a man, I was a failure. A pathetic teacher lusting after Catholic school girls in short skirts. As a monster, I'm superb. It's… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a Freddy Krueger. Granuaile MacTiernan — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
I remember as a little kid, I would always feel comfortable if the light in the crack of my parents' door was on at… — James Gray Copy Share Image
My father beat me with a curtain rod when I was nine, (That was) the inspiration for Creep — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
“In this life, one can choose to make themselves visible for the world to see, or invisibly slither along like a wraith in the… — K.O. Bailey Copy Share Image
Even when there are times that we're not happy, happiness will creep in. — Dyan Cannon Copy Share Image
Try to creep and get beat, maybe six feet, peep, gotta put them under straight jackets, gotta make that money. — Bone Thugs N Harmony Copy Share Image
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