I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
Like I said, a sketch is one joke. They shouldn't really be more than a minute, two minutes. There are some shows where the… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't go back to the way it was after 'The Simpsons'… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
Its consistency of what comedy can do and what comedy can be.Growing up with that show [The Simpsons] shaped my worldview. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I don't really know how music and comedy are similar. I try never to dissect it theoretically or academically. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
ABC is owned by Disney, so it's a little more conservative than Adult Swim. Polar opposites. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
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