Alligators Quote by S.A. Bodeen

One of the greatest birds I've ever had is called a 'Turducken.' A chicken inside of a duck inside of a turkey. That's one…

— Guy Fieri

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

— Cody Lundin

Sometimes the table was graced with immense apple-pies, or saucers full of preserved peaches and pears; but it was always sure to boast an…

— Washington Irving

“In the evenings the family gathered at Kirkwood Hall. Sometimes Andrew cooked, sometimes Delphine. There was a bounty of vegetables from the kitchen garden:…

— Ellen Herrick

“rectangular slab of mincemeat that everyone, including the servers, referred to as baked turd.”

— Robert Muchamore

“Here I was looking for symbolism and metaphors and um . . . sometimes a duck is just a duck!"--Mr. Tushman”

— R.J. Palacio

Sometimes you've got to eat a turd sandwich; makes the ribeye taste better next time.

— Shane Battier

A pig's trotter is a fantastic thing. The first night of my honeymoon in Paris, my wife fell asleep in her steak tartare, so…

— Fergus Henderson

I found it all about as arousing as a Tupperware party.

— Stephen Fry

I've thrown vanilla beans into mustard. Nothing crazy or grainy, just normal dijon. It's great for duck. Smear some of that right on the…

— Alex Guarnaschelli

Over the years I've tweaked my stuffing recipe many times, adding a variety of ingredients like sauteed wild mushrooms, dried cherries, fresh chevre, toasted…

— Tom Douglas

A baked leg of mutton, with potatoes to correspond.

— Anonymous