I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
There's too many people in seats of power who just haven't got a clue what they're doing. They're bean counters, and it… — Pierce Brosnan Copy Share Image
Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at… — Brian Clough Copy Share Image
I don't take crap from anyone, so that makes people think I'm rebellious. I'm not. I'm just not a pushover. — Kat Dennings Copy Share Image
Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test... Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece… — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
People say you shouldn't eat carbs, but that's crap. I just try to stay away from white ones. — Marisa Miller Copy Share Image
“I wanted us to have an adventure. Because I love that crap. Because I'm not whatever-her-name-is. I don't think it's oh so… — John Green Copy Share Image
If you think your management doesn't know what it's doing or that your organisation turns out low-quality software crap that embarrasses you,… — Edward Yourdon Copy Share Image
It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
For a long period of time, the media covered rap music and hip hop the same way they cover a lot of… — Chuck D Copy Share Image
Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with! — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Speak from your heart, not your head. You speak from your head, you can wind up getting yourself in a lot of… — Jake Roberts Copy Share Image
I get scared as crap to perform but I push myself to do it. I don't know what I would be doing… — Phillip Phillips Copy Share Image
Cut the crap. Just don't try to be anything that you aren't, have ambition but when it comes to lyrics especially just… — Max Bemis Copy Share Image
I was never really that worried about being a member of the Sopranos crew. I think it looks kind of fun to… — Matthew Weiner Copy Share Image
The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful. And being generous. Everything else is crap! — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
They amaze me most of those remixes. Some of them are crap. But every time I complain, someone comes up and says… — Peter Hook Copy Share Image
The theater business is very much about "Hey, if you want our big blockbuster at Christmas time, you'll play our piece of… — Harry Shearer Copy Share Image
